Meet the Legs Behind the Operation
8 executives. 64 legs. One mission.
Cornelius "Big Daddy" Longlegs III
CEO (Chief Entanglement Officer)
Founded DLL in 2003. Visionary web architect. Believes every corner is an opportunity. Once caught a fly so big it funded the Series B.
Fun Fact
Has never once lost his grip.
Silksworth McThread
CTO (Chief Thread Officer)
Leads our silk-based technology stack. Pioneered the use of dragline silk in secure financial transactions. Holds 14 patents in web encryption.
Fun Fact
Prefers radial webs. Calls orb webs 'legacy architecture.'
Flyona Catcher
CFO (Chief Fly Officer)
Manages our prey-based revenue model and fly-denominated asset portfolio. Previously VP at Goldman Stacks.
Fun Fact
Can calculate compound interest with 4 legs while catching lunch with the other 4.
Orberta Weaver
COO (Chief Operations Octoped)
Oversees day-to-night operations across all 14 corners. Known for ruthless operational efficiency.
Fun Fact
Has never missed a deadline. Has also never missed a fly.
Webster Spinnerett
CMO (Chief Marketing Orb-Weaver)
Crafts compelling brand narratives and sticky marketing campaigns. If you're reading this, his web worked.
Fun Fact
Once created a campaign so viral it literally caught 10,000 flies.
Eggatha Saccington
Head of HR (Hatchling Resources)
Nurtures talent from egg sac to executive suite. Pioneered our industry-leading 8 Legs of PTO policy.
Fun Fact
Has personally onboarded over 3,000 hatchlings.
Ambush Hunter
VP of Sales (Prey Acquisition)
Leads our client acquisition funnel with a wait-and-strike approach. Conversion rates that would make any predator jealous.
Fun Fact
Doesn't use a web. Prefers the direct approach.
Webley Codesworth
Junior Web Developer
Builds and maintains actual webs. Also does some HTML on the side. Recent graduate of CornerTech Academy.
Fun Fact
Still not sure if he was hired for coding skills or silk output.
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